katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

My mom asked me if I wanted to go shopping and get lunch with her on Saturday.  I told her that I couldn’t because I already had plans.  She asked me what they were.  I told her that I was going to be hanging out with friends.

And by that, I meant that I was going to be checking tumblr for SDCC updates all weekend with the rest of you.

thefrogman:


iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
By Lauren [tumblr]



I am every single one of these dragons. thefrogman:


iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
By Lauren [tumblr]



I am every single one of these dragons. thefrogman:


iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
By Lauren [tumblr]



I am every single one of these dragons. thefrogman:


iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
By Lauren [tumblr]



I am every single one of these dragons. thefrogman:


iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
By Lauren [tumblr]



I am every single one of these dragons. thefrogman:


iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
By Lauren [tumblr]



I am every single one of these dragons.

thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

I am every single one of these dragons.

(Source: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

"James, deer boy, may you never have to go stag again."
— Sirius Black’s best man speech, probably. (via simplypotterheads)

Seven years. #allwaswell #harrypotterandthedeathlyhallows

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this
babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this
babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this
babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this
babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

thingsabouthufflepuffs:

Hufflepuffs keep careful track of their pets’ birthdays, and always throw them a party complete with other pets attending and treats for animals and people alike.

Guys, Friday is Riddle’s 5th birthday!  We’re celebrating when I get home from work.  You’re all invited.